assholedisney:

working on cover letters

2 hours ago   149526   Reblog

arcticmunkeez:

*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods

2 hours ago   27440   Reblog
Bae: Come over
Me: I'm in me mum's car
Bae: My parents aren't home
Me: Broom Broom
2 hours ago   38478   Reblog

sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes

9 hours ago   465465   Reblog

tsarbucks:

watching a new tv show after hearing about it on tumblr and then getting addicted to it

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9 hours ago   290308   Reblog

Sun Summoner

9 hours ago   533   Reblog

thirstyagron:

I never will.

9 hours ago   83   Reblog

all hail the p i r a t e  k i n g

9 hours ago   97   Reblog

koumatsuoka:

*loves a character everyone hates even more just out of spite*

10 hours ago   16764   Reblog

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

10 hours ago   174710   Reblog

slayboybunny:

men disgust me and i don’t mean that in a silly misandrist tumblr post zinger way I mean that at least 80% of the men I have met say think and do really disgusting shit regularly

11 hours ago   900   Reblog

prlor:

Sometimes, when I have to do something I don’t want to do, I pretend I’m a character from a book. It’s easier to know what they would do.”
― William Herondale, Clockwork Angel

11 hours ago   1991   Reblog
  #tid

tilutopia:

The ONLY reason I want a job is so I can start building my bookshelf back up.

11 hours ago   31   Reblog

unconflated:

that moment when you mess up a word so often it becomes a default auto correct

11 hours ago   8454   Reblog

It was my arrow, aimed at the chink in the force field surrounding the arena, that brought on this firestorm of retribution. That sent the whole country of Panem into chaos.

12 hours ago   7182   Reblog
  #thg
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